Shiney Days Never Again!

June 18 2009.

As I look out of the window today, I remember the mumblings of the street-tamashe-waala alongside marine drive (a sight that I have only seen in movies).

Tou bol jhamboore, aaj kaisa din hain?
Kitnaa cash hain, aur kitna trash hain?
Aaj kaun fasaa, aur kaun aaj safe hain?
Kaun crimey hain, aur kaun aaj shiney hain?

After watching all the Bollywood-crazed media news, and reading across the Internet forums, I think, Led Zep should definitely change his song (sunny days are here again) to "Shiney days are never here again."

Oho! not the box-office shining! That will always keep shining because the strike has now ended in Bollywood !

I am talking about the Scumbag-Deuce-bag-n-Perv-Shiney Ahuja

While the industry is rejoicing the end of the multiplex owners strike, "Life in a Metro" star Shiney Ahuja is joining hands with all-life pervs-Aditya Pancholi, Ethan Hawke, Shakti Kapoor, Jude Law and others in the maid-n-nanny-perv club!

Shiney Meri Jaan, I know that you worked in movies like "Hazaaron Khwaishein Aisi, Sins, Gangster, Karam, Bhool Bhulaiya and Woh Lamhe, but I did not know you really believed so much in your movie titles :)

As I laugh on Shiny's movie titles, some of you had requested the dialogue that I mentioned in the show. Meri Jaan, it is modified version of the dialogue from the movie "Aks" (Can you believe that movie was by Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra? Rang De Basanti, Dilli-6)

Bhalaa-Buraa, buraa bhalaa,
[good-n-bad, bad-n-good]
Woh Ek Pal, Ek Badi Balaa Hai,
[That one moment can be bad omen]
Chaal Dhaal, Sab Ek Jaisa Hain,
[It may seem like a normal routine]
Par, Mat pe Kaam ka Saaya padaa hain,
[But your sinful soul takes over the brain]
Yeh Saara Kuch Hi, Napaa Tula Hai,
[You need to pay for your deeds]
Buraa-bhalaa, bhalaa buraa !
[bad-n-good, good-n-bad]

Damn! I am a good translator ! Anyone needing these services? :)

So moving on from Shiney A to Tiny Paa. Have you seen those pictures of Big B in Paa?

I am so grossed out looking at those pictures, it reminds of an out of the world alien or little bit like the Gollum character from Lord of The Rings.


I just hope Paa does not start speaking My Precious-Precious ! :)

Meri Jaan, not sure about the look, but I am sure Big B will deliver a memorable performance in this one too. Whatever said and done, the man still keeps himself busy. Paa, Teen Patti, Shoebite, and yes Alladin...

Well, hopefully none of these movies are not too embarassing for Big B fans :)

Coming to paani-main doob-marne-waali-embarrassment, Shahid Kapoor had a very embarrasing moment as he had to re-shoot some scenes with (Be)-Kar-(d)ee-(ya)-na for their ever pending movie Milenge-Milenge.

Meri Jaan Shahid, dont keep any hopes, Kareena nahin milegi, she is mill-ing safely with beau - Saif, tou your movie might just end up just being a Serenditpity-inspired-movie and nothing beyond !

Shahid, what can I say, you are working in a movie called Kaminey, tu Saif ko khul ke bol:

Kaminey, is this the Tashan of Love Aaj, Kal?

And moving on to another Yeh bechaara Ishq ka maara

Please welcome - Mr. Kisi ke bhi man ko na bhaane waala, Hurman Baaweja!

Hurman is finishing up his next schedule with Priyanka Chopra in a movie called What is your Raashee? (This is Ashustosh's next after Jodha Akbar)

Hurman must be feeling good about his Raashee, kyonki Priyu-baby is said to have broken Shahid's heart to stay on with Hurman.

Hur-Man, now be a He-man and say these words to Shahid
- By the power of my Daddy, Kaminey, I am Her-Man :)

and before we end this blog on a "Kaminey" note to Not-So-Shiney, these were the songs played in the show:

Song List Played:

1) Chaiya Chaiya - Dil Se
2) Tu Maike mat Jiyo - Pukar
3) Sunta hain mere khuda - Pukar
4) Dance Pe Chance - RNBDJ

5) Soniye - Kismat Konnection
6) Pappu cant dance - Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na
7) Kuch Is Tarah - Tasveer 8X10
7) Suraj hua madhyam - KKKG

Meri jaan, while you hummmm on those tunes, a big Thank you for visiting the blog and keep your emails-n-requests-n-dedications coming at pankajonebc@yahoo.com

..till next time...Stay Safe and Stay in Loeve !!

- Pankaj