Thursday, September 5, 2013

MI SHOP - 2030 - A MAAS EXPERIENCE

Kid - Ma, Pa is in air

Ma - Hey hunny

..Suddenly Pa pops up in air like the Jeanie imagined from an Alladin story. Seems like he in some shopping mall on Mars

Pa- Hey sugar, this is incredible - did not know Mars was so cheap?

Ma- You betta check - turn the collar - it might have the tag - "Made in Earth"
You dont know hun - These guys get the spac-x-port quality and keep the earth-ing quality for us

Pa - Hun the paper roll is on sale. Should I get some?

Ma - Only if they take earth coupons? I have so many collected from the thanksgiving paper?

Pa - No. No earth coupons, they only take coupons from Venus

Ma - I told you we should have visited Venus first.

Pa - This is incredible - they still have mars rover on sale - it would be a great present for my family on Christmas

Ma - Mars Rover? Are you kidding? Get some rocks for your family, the Rover is for ma side of the family

Pa- hold on - this one says "Made in Taiwan - huh?"

Kid - Dad - can you check whats the latest available in cereals?

Pa - Oh wully pie they only have the ASTRON-oats variety

Kid - Dad whats the big smoke in the background?

Pa- Oh wully pie - they have the FIRE MARTIAN day today. The martians burn candles on their octospacey legs and then release them in the space.

Kid - why?

Pa - Seems Martians are still are trying to woo the Venussians. When will they learn to wake up? wake up wake up..wake up...wake up....

Ma - WAKE UP .. you couch-base, here is the list - go get some eggs, butter, salt, toilet paper, washing liquid, veggies and those tops on sale - make sure it does not say "Made on Mars"