EBC show - 04-30-09
Meri jaan, Koshish tou ongoing hain to bring the latest around the Bolly-world gossip and news. Here comes this new edition on the blog.
Arre apni Mallika is doing the rounds of Uncle Sam a lot nowadays. Kabhi luncheons, tou kabhi Wine tasting in Napa Valley; and if you did not know it already, just recently, the glowing and showing Mallika had a milkshake named after her at the ‘Millions of Milkshakes’ contest in LA.
Arre kya public? Honestly, there is a competition of milk shakes, and tum meri jaan abhi bhi stuck ho in those antakshari contests?
Meri jaan, find some vanilla shake, or strawberry shake contest to participate; If nothin, you might just get some free shake?
and Mallika tou recently was spotted in apna New Jersey Re, poochon kyun?
Mallika Sherawat got awarded by the mayor of Jersey City for her “unparalleled contributions to and influence on the Indian diaspora”.
Sanju bab hotey tou kahte “Kahin Gash kah ke, behosh tou nahin ho gaye soniye?”
Still un-conscious ho? Utho, Utho...
Well, it seems Mallika is here promoting some movie, [no silly, not still the Jackie Chan movie], Woh tou aakey bhi chalee gayee - on DVD release only.
I guess, if Mallika is getting awarded for art, tou lets put all our art on a cart and go somewhere else. Seriously, meri jaan, Shahrukh ko bolte hain ke “dance pe chance“ should be now art ko kart pe daal de.
Aur SRK se yaad aaya, King Khan is nowadays busy in “My name is Khan” aur kyun na ho, he’s got KJO and K(a)JOL along with him in the movie.
Vaise Vinay Pathak- of-Dasvidaniya-and-Bheja Fry-and Star Pehchaan Kaun-fame is also making another movie Mee SRK. The fark is that here SRK stands for Shivaji
Rao Khotey.
Aur, Khotey se yaad aaya , [no silly not Viju Khotey (Kaaliya from Sholay)], but apna Khotey Sikkey waaala- Feroz Khan is no more. Babes - u always looked smashing. Our sincere thoughts and strengths are with the F. Khan family on their loss.
Tou this week ke liye, itna hi, more next week.
Song list played:
1. Tujhe Milke Lagaa Hain Yeh - Raaz II
2. Kuch Is Tarah - Tasveer 8X10
3. Gori Gori - Main Hoon Na
4. Desi Girl - Dostana
5. Bijuria - Shaadi Se Pahle
6. Kal Kisne Dekha - Title
7. Aye Kaash ke hum - Kabhi Haan Kabhi Na
Meri jaan, in case you are still “behosh” after hearing Mallika getting the”award” for unparalleled contribution in art, abhi tou Amrita Arora hain, Rakhi Sawant hain line main. Silly, not for the award re - for the milkshake! Tou just wait and shake for A-mora or Raw-ant Shake.
Well, forget about the shake, but don’t forget to send me your dedications, requests and comments at pankajonebc@yahoo.com!!
Tou till next week Stay Safe and Stay in Loeve !!
- Pankaj
6 comments:
Mallika is just horrible I dont know what more to right. Shivaji
I like your blog. Shivaji
I will take the shake, maybe it will make me as hot as her. Bahut acchi actress hain Malika Arora, bahut acchi naachti hain. Dev from NJ
Good one
Very funny. I like the art ko cart phrase. Can you link your site to mine at vidya's blog.
Response to Dev -
Dev, I guess you mixed Mallika Arora with Sherwat. M Arora is the hot bod and a wonderful dancer, M Sherawat is still working on shakes after her shake in Maiya Maiya (Guru)
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