Kid - Ma, Pa is in air
Ma - Hey hunny
..Suddenly Pa pops up in air like the Jeanie imagined from an Alladin story. Seems like he in some shopping mall on Mars
Pa- Hey sugar, this is incredible - did not know Mars was so cheap?
Ma- You betta check - turn the collar - it might have the tag - "Made in Earth"
You dont know hun - These guys get the spac-x-port quality and keep the earth-ing quality for us
Pa - Hun the paper roll is on sale. Should I get some?
Ma - Only if they take earth coupons? I have so many collected from the thanksgiving paper?
Pa - No. No earth coupons, they only take coupons from Venus
Ma - I told you we should have visited Venus first.
Pa - This is incredible - they still have mars rover on sale - it would be a great present for my family on Christmas
Ma - Mars Rover? Are you kidding? Get some rocks for your family, the Rover is for ma side of the family
Pa- hold on - this one says "Made in Taiwan - huh?"
Kid - Dad - can you check whats the latest available in cereals?
Pa - Oh wully pie they only have the ASTRON-oats variety
Kid - Dad whats the big smoke in the background?
Pa- Oh wully pie - they have the FIRE MARTIAN day today. The martians burn candles on their octospacey legs and then release them in the space.
Kid - why?
Pa - Seems Martians are still are trying to woo the Venussians. When will they learn to wake up? wake up wake up..wake up...wake up....
Ma - WAKE UP .. you couch-base, here is the list - go get some eggs, butter, salt, toilet paper, washing liquid, veggies and those tops on sale - make sure it does not say "Made on Mars"
Ma - Hey hunny
..Suddenly Pa pops up in air like the Jeanie imagined from an Alladin story. Seems like he in some shopping mall on Mars
Pa- Hey sugar, this is incredible - did not know Mars was so cheap?
Ma- You betta check - turn the collar - it might have the tag - "Made in Earth"
You dont know hun - These guys get the spac-x-port quality and keep the earth-ing quality for us
Pa - Hun the paper roll is on sale. Should I get some?
Ma - Only if they take earth coupons? I have so many collected from the thanksgiving paper?
Pa - No. No earth coupons, they only take coupons from Venus
Ma - I told you we should have visited Venus first.
Pa - This is incredible - they still have mars rover on sale - it would be a great present for my family on Christmas
Ma - Mars Rover? Are you kidding? Get some rocks for your family, the Rover is for ma side of the family
Pa- hold on - this one says "Made in Taiwan - huh?"
Kid - Dad - can you check whats the latest available in cereals?
Pa - Oh wully pie they only have the ASTRON-oats variety
Kid - Dad whats the big smoke in the background?
Pa- Oh wully pie - they have the FIRE MARTIAN day today. The martians burn candles on their octospacey legs and then release them in the space.
Kid - why?
Pa - Seems Martians are still are trying to woo the Venussians. When will they learn to wake up? wake up wake up..wake up...wake up....
Ma - WAKE UP .. you couch-base, here is the list - go get some eggs, butter, salt, toilet paper, washing liquid, veggies and those tops on sale - make sure it does not say "Made on Mars"
2 comments:
Hahah..this was one fun read! Best of luck for the contest! :D
Thank you !
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