Meri Jaan, is the doomsday really coming near?
North Korea- South Korea are already on brink of "tan-tanaa"; Israel-Gaza is always doing "aaja-aaja"; Ranbir-Katz have decided to do "dil nichode" of Deepika and the oil rig in US has already created the "raat ki matki phode" effect.
To add to this mix - the ambassador of IIFA did not attend the event, so I am sure others are looking for "Koi good luck nikaale" there, and with all the European countries going bank-corrupt, financial biggies around the world, and specially in Greece and Portugal, must be waiting to "koi gullak tou phode" :)Its catastrophically and ri-donk-i-louslily sad really!
No, Na-Paro, I am not a Collapsi-tarian or looking to gain blog-eadership in these doom times, "par sacchai chup nahin sakti, banaavat ke asoolon se, ke khushbu aa nahin sakti, kabhi kaagaz ke chand $$ikko se."
How much more $olar money is America going to print or how many Euro$ more?
If you are really wondering whatz up with this guy today, well I just came back from a refreshing time off without watching any world news, and it is no fun to return to this jhamela Meri Jaan.The world economy has not recovered! We all need to keep waking up to this news everyday.
We cant keep sitting and becoming fools to the false media projections of low employment rates, improving company financials, great memorial day sales and all these false stock indexes.
Seriously, I just hope and pray for three people that the world economy is not on a break brink?
1. Mallika Sherawat!
She has still not found her suitor people? Will she find her suitor before Boney Kapoor releases his Milenge Milenge, or before Salman find his mate?
Think about her? Will she just keep "Hissing" between Google and Giggle? Rocking between Bolly-woods and Tiger-woods?
2. If not her, think about Baba Ramdev's single family Island in the Caspian Sea.
Kya hogaa unke karodon baccho ka, kahaa jaayenge??
3. Gud-Ol George-of-the-Dallas-Bush Jingle - he finally had the time to come on facebook to face the world and the bush virus spread all across his face and facebook.
Twitter ka tou Ra-van ya phir Ra-1 Jaane !
Tou Meri Jaan, till we meet next time, stay safe (go to FIFA - they are giving 2 condoms per visitor to the event) and try to Stay in Loeve (atleast till the doomsday :)
1. Mallika Sherawat!She has still not found her suitor people? Will she find her suitor before Boney Kapoor releases his Milenge Milenge, or before Salman find his mate?
Think about her? Will she just keep "Hissing" between Google and Giggle? Rocking between Bolly-woods and Tiger-woods?
2. If not her, think about Baba Ramdev's single family Island in the Caspian Sea.
Kya hogaa unke karodon baccho ka, kahaa jaayenge??
3. Gud-Ol George-of-the-Dallas-Bush Jingle - he finally had the time to come on facebook to face the world and the bush virus spread all across his face and facebook.Twitter ka tou Ra-van ya phir Ra-1 Jaane !
Tou Meri Jaan, till we meet next time, stay safe (go to FIFA - they are giving 2 condoms per visitor to the event) and try to Stay in Loeve (atleast till the doomsday :)
- Pankaj
13 comments:
You said it - doomsday is near.
Sarcasm is thy name. You should stop going to vacation, maybe then the economy will start improving hehe.
Seriously?? 2 condoms per visitor? where did you get this insider news?
Good post
Nadal has won the TITLE
World economy will not improve. Had you ever envisioned countries going financially ill? Ireland, Hungary, Greece, Spain, Portugal, Austria, What is next? France, Germany, Belgium? Australia, Newzie? Sad world affairs. Obama poured trillions, Euro nations have poured in more trillions, but is it getting better? No it is worsening buddy. Watch the flame, fire is near.
Did you see Rajneeti or Ravan?
Pankaj, the world economy is in a bad shape agreed, but do you feel it in your part of the world? I was in Mumbai last year and every mall was buzzing with activity. The best thing in India is that malls are not dull, so music and food events were abundant. I seriously have stopped watching the news. We beleive what the media portrays and it is scary. To cheer you up, are you now into FIFA?
Good one. So no EBC presence this year?
God Bless you. I was telling one of my friends that you are one of the first and the best RJs that I heard on EBC. Now, I am hooked on it but you are gone. Well, greetings my humdum dost. Kabhi milenge - before milenge-milenge Jking,
Doomsday is 2012 - 2 more yrs to go, kal kya hoga krishko pata lele jindagi ka lele majaa. Yeh Mallika ko kya hua hain bhai. Chichi
Happy Father Day
Deal or No deal? Who wants to be a millionaire? Are you smarter than a 4th grader? All copied and sold on Indian and Chinese TV. Do something original and then talk on American TV
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