Meri Jaan, sabse pahle tou apologies to the folks who eagerly await the next blog.Like I mentioned earlier, I will be posting the blog only once a month. In Bollywood bhasha - "Mere Paas waqt thoda kam hain varna apun tumhare liye yeve-ry week blog likhtaa."
So, while some of you get ready for St. Patricks Day, or Easter; Whether you enjoy the March Madness in Basketball or the IPL Kraze in Cricket;
While some of you lament over the Desi budget and some are rejoicing Obama's healthcare reform plan, dont fret Meri Jaan as I am ready to take you through the OTHER devastations happening all around you! (Oho - apart from the Pune IPL team :)
In case you did not know, a 5.6 magnitude earthquake hit Cuba in the last few days and as we speak Eyjafjallajoekull glacier in Iceland is erupting Lava on Ice.What the hell is happening people?
Volcano under Ice and 10 earthquakes in less than 3 months? Is the Godzill-ing or is the Earth hill-ing?
For the Deemag ka Bheja fry types, the seismologists are associating these quakes to the San Andreas Fault in the earth Line or the "Newtons Cradle rule".
But, is that really the reasoning behind all these events?
First, in January, we saw the earthquake in Haiti.
Second - Big one occurred in Indonesia - off Sumatra Coast
Third - Earthquake in Okinawa, Japan
Fourth - Earthquake in Chile
Fifth - In Turkey and in Hawaii around same time
Sixth - 3 Earthquakes in succession in Chile again
Seventh - Earthquakes in Himachal, Los Angeles, and Melbourne
Eighth - Earthquake in Indonesia again
Ninth - Earthquake in Chile again - 90% power outage in the country
Tenth - Next one in Southern California
Let's not forget the other ones in Taiwan, China, Kashmir, and Illinois.
Meri Jaan whatever the other reasons, I dont want to say "Sky is falling", but I also don-wanna believe this is just a fat guy walking down the road causing all the tremors.
Yeh kya ho rahaa hain Raja? Something is not right people!!
You also know for sure something is not right when Warren buffet moves from his New York home to his 5 BR house in Omaha, Baba Ramdev starts owning a Scottish Island, Google decides to shut its shop in China and something is definitely wrong when you have an IPL team for Puneri people.Aai-gaa, Amaalaa pann Kirkit Khelaa-ychey Aahey :)
Amongst all these events, one person that is happy is Tiger Woods wife.Tiger has finally asked for forgiveness for being the "ghar ka bhoola- jo ghar ko lauta" and has given a NOTE of Sorry to his wife.
The only thing to add is the note was a cheq of 150million USD.
Tou Meri Jaan, till you hear about the next Dharti-Quake, stay safe and stay in Loeve !!
- Pankaj
16 comments:
I made it after a very looong time. Great to read the new post. I would surely love such a note. TC humdum dost.
Scary. Good one
Earth is mad at us for cutting all the trees. We need to take care of global warming. Thanks for bringing this to everyone's attention. Nice blog
Are you insane? that crazy baba owns an scot island? Money Rulez alwyz
I was totally unaware of so much disaster happening all around the world it is really doom time 2012 is coming
That is really terrible What about Iraq? What about Afghanistan? What about all the people dying in bomb blasts all across the world? That is not nature?
150MilUSD is less than what Tiger makes in one game. What a suck###? Thoka and Dhokha and not even one khokha? Baba ramdev is better atleast he thoks but mocks everyone and still has an island. I love this world and this is going to end soon buddy.
Save the Earth. Participate in the Earth hour. Save Energy.
Heya do you come bak on EBC? U come once time changes right? If you can pleaz play "Tum dil ki dhadkan mein" for my bf shiraz. Luv da show.
That is really horrifying. Something is not really good. It could be some secret underwater strategy by the turban bandit from afghanistan. Bad Omen
Sweets where is the movie and music update? Tell us latest news from P-town and B-wood?
Honestly I love your style of writing, I am hooked to your blog so much that you have really to write more often. You provide such blendly combination of reality, sarcasm and humor that it is really wonderful to read. By the way I am sure you know about the rains and flood in northeast and YES I would take %%that kind%% of cheque any day (I would have the money and honey)
What about so many that get killed each day in Iraq, Kashmir, Pakistan, Russia, Gaza and in so many places? This is all nature's way of keeping balance on earth.
Did you hear about the Mexican and the Philipines quakes recently? You are definitely on to something this is really BIG. This is scary
Add to your list the earthquakes in Cuba, China, Greece, Indonesia again. Doomsday 2012 is coming.
Waiting for the new post. What is going on in IPL the Indian Polluted Legacy of money making and match fixing?
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