Viva Vuvuzela !

July 2010.

Meri Jaan,

This week no post, only FIFA FEVER in 7 points !!!

1. Ma blog readers and fa'ns, if u be no interested in So-kaa, dan dis post is nat fa u!

2. If u no go buy vuvuzela, dan dis post is nat fa u!

3. If u no herd waka waka by ma gal Shakira, dan dis post is nat fa u !

4. If u steel cry becoz soud afrika, frans, nigeria, idaly is oud, dan dis post is nat fa u!

5. If u no know Diski Dance, samaya dancin styl or makhari styl, dan dis post is nat fa u !

6. Befo Ma Leave, led me tel u, Diski is local soud afrika lingo fa Soccer

7. If u cheer fou Argentina, Pordugal, Brasil, Jermany, Slovenia, Ghana, Uruguay or even Koea, hav a chillin beea ma man !

Go Vuvuzela !!

Meri Jaan, Till we meet next, pray u neva hav to sid and wach Tennis like the mach bidween Isner and Mahut, so ma peepal, stay safe and stay in loeve (wid sokka)!

- Pankaj

Collapsitarians Boom !

June 2010.

Meri Jaan, is the doomsday really coming near?

North Korea- South Korea are already on brink of "tan-tanaa"; Israel-Gaza is always doing "aaja-aaja"; Ranbir-Katz have decided to do "dil nichode" of Deepika and the oil rig in US has already created the "raat ki matki phode" effect.

To add to this mix - the ambassador of IIFA did not attend the event, so I am sure others are looking for "Koi good luck nikaale" there, and with all the European countries going bank-corrupt, financial biggies around the world, and specially in Greece and Portugal, must be waiting to "koi gullak tou phode" :)

Its catastrophically and ri-donk-i-louslily sad really!

No, Na-Paro, I am not a Collapsi-tarian or looking to gain blog-eadership in these doom times, "par sacchai chup nahin sakti, banaavat ke asoolon se, ke khushbu aa nahin sakti, kabhi kaagaz ke chand $$ikko se."

How much more $olar money is America going to print or how many Euro$ more?

If you are really wondering whatz up with this guy today, well I just came back from a refreshing time off without watching any world news, and it is no fun to return to this jhamela Meri Jaan.

The world economy has not recovered! We all need to keep waking up to this news everyday.

We cant keep sitting and becoming fools to the false media projections of low employment rates, improving company financials, great memorial day sales and all these false stock indexes.

Seriously, I just hope and pray for three people that the world economy is not on a break brink?

1. Mallika Sherawat!

She has still not found her suitor people? Will she find her suitor before Boney Kapoor releases his Milenge Milenge, or before Salman find his mate?

Think about her? Will she just keep "Hissing" between Google and Giggle? Rocking between Bolly-woods and Tiger-woods?

2. If not her, think about Baba Ramdev's single family Island in the Caspian Sea.
Kya hogaa unke karodon baccho ka, kahaa jaayenge??

3. Gud-Ol George-of-the-Dallas-Bush Jingle - he finally had the time to come on facebook to face the world and the bush virus spread all across his face and facebook.

Twitter ka tou Ra-van ya phir Ra-1 Jaane !

Tou Meri Jaan, till we meet next time, stay safe (go to FIFA - they are giving 2 condoms per visitor to the event) and try to Stay in Loeve (atleast till the doomsday :)

- Pankaj